An Honest Review of Bars @ Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Patpong & Pattaya…
A Friday night trip to Soi Cowboy and review the Cockatoo Ladyboy Bar, this will be the first and possibly the last time entering the unknown of a Ladyboy Bar, at least I will know what goes on in here. I am expecting it to be just the same as any regular bar…ok there's my first mistake…. Don't expect anything.
I spend an hour sitting opposite in the Baccara Bar looking at what sort of people are frequenting a ladyboy bar and found it mostly Japanese with a few weedy looking westerners going bald, Ok so I enter built like a brick shit-
I'm trying to beat around the bush here as I saw some pretty sick stuff, lets get to the nicety's first, if you want to barfine a ladyboy here its 600฿ and they have some rooms upstairs and that's 400฿. Beer and Whisky were 160฿ and if you want to buy one of the fellah's a drink then its 140฿.
The Cockatoo Bar is quite narrow with an elevated dance floor in the middle which can fit about 6 humans on stage at one time, the ladyboys aren't dancing much, they just hang onto the pole and move slightly. As soon as you sit down 2 on stage really hone in on you wanting to get invited down for a drink, of the 6 dancing 4 definitely have dicks but the other 2 look like they have had the chop. Every time a ladyboy walks by they give you the eye and want to sit and talk.
Ok since I'm reviewing the bar I have to bite the bullet and get one of them down for a drink which ended being a good move since everyone has now backed off. Finally I can see what's going on in the Cockatoo Bar. There are two western guys getting a lap dance which is pretty tame stuff or is it? Think of it, really it’s just some dude grinding away like there’s no tomorrow.
Now if you don't want to know what some sick pricks are up to don't read any more.
Why not read the review of Cowboy 2 Go-
I look over at a Japanese guy in his 40's tongue kissing one of the ladyboys whilst he's got his finger up the rear end of another one… F…me he pulls his finger out and has a good laugh then he's back into it, what a sick prick. Whilst I'm there a group of 3 Japanese Guys around 30 yrs enter before you know it 2 are getting a lap dance but for some reason they've got their hand down the ladyboys bikini playing with their butt holes, sick f..ks. Ok I’m a big fan of the Walking Dead TV show, I can dream cant I, oh I would have some fun in this place.
Since they let the sick stuff be visible … Cockatoo Bar 0/10.
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